- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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