A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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knock knock piss off

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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i am and me is i

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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The Barackness Monster

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Samraj.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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civil rights

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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