- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Donald Trump.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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