- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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