what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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This is not a joke.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Mark Wilson

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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