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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

women's rights.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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