- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Gun Control

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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