Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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