there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Knock knock Come in

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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