squirrels with massive bonerss

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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