I told you it would happen

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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