What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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penis

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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