- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

DON"T READ THIS!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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