4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

A women walks into a kitchen.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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