- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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