- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

My tractor broke down.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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