What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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