Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Dylan is gay

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

say cheese

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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