Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Women's rights

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Psychics.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

leon harney ya pikey

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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