- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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