- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Woman's rights

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Knock knock Come in

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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