A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Gun Control

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Justin Bieber.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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