- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Obama

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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