An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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I was born.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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