- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Dance is a sport

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

baby seal walks into a club

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What you reading? reading?

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

whats white and looks like paper paper

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