Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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one day i went to bed

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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