James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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