Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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