- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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