How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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