What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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potatoes

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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