- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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