Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Morning wood.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Grammer is very important

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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