- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

roses are red. violets are violet...

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