A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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