Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Jimmy Saville

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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this is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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