Neither have I

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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