- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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