Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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