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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

knock knock

A man walks into a bar.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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