Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Cheese stick

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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