- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Where do you live? In a house

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