- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

canada

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

BIG PENIS

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

jwe

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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