Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Grammer is very important

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Morning wood.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

You're*

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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