- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

womens rights

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

one day i went to bed

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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