A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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canada

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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