- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What time is it? 20:45.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

im a dragon, no im not

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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