Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Black People.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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