- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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