Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

There's my tractor.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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