the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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