- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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