Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Womens Rights

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

You read the Terms of Service.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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