- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A man walks into a bar.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

0 + 0 = 0

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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