Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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