- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

whats white and looks like paper paper

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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