- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Top Gear USA

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

My name is Harry.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

shut up iggy

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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