Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

The joke below is absolute shit.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

im a dragon, no im not

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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