- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

you know whats funny... nothing.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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