- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass