What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

The BCS

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Cripples are lame.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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