Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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FIONN'S LIFE

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Womens Rights

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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