Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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