- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What's 9+10? 19

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

cliché rebecca black joke.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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