A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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