You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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