How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

so... how about that airplane food

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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