what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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