Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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