My name is Harry.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

How many people live in China? At least ten.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Neither have I

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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